We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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