he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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