I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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