Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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