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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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