Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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