that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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