the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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