People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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