I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
