just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
