i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Its about making memories worth repressing
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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