Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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