you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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