Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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