Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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