It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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