If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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