I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I need to stop coming to work sober
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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