What did we do last night that was yellow?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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