She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
