curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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