I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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