She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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