She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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