I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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