that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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