I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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