So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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