I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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