That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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