how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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