When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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