I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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