I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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