The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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