There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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