Porn is love you can see.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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