He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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