You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i believe in u and ur pee
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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