shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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