Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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