"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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