WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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