Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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