Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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