Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She's the barista slut.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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