So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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