We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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