Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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