doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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