ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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