Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
how does that bad decision feel?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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