Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
MIDGETS
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There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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